TSL Plays: The Singaporean Dream 2.0 (feat. SGAG)


– Shall we go for it?
– Let me pray first. In the name of Jesus, please give me
all my cards. All the hawker cards, ok? God… Jesus… – I lay hand here. Amen!
– I think a bit too late ah to call Jesus… Amen! Hi guys! Welcome to another episode of TSL Plays. Today we will be playing The Singaporean Dream Part 2, with some special guests.
Here are the rules! Hello! My name is Aunty. Aunty. First name Aunty, last name Aunty. Ok? Don’t get it wrong. Don’t call me Uncle. Welcome aboard.
I’m your air stewardess for this flight. Hello I’m the hawker. Xiao jie (Miss), not Auntie.
I very modern one. So today I will be serving you dishes. Hello sir, madam, I’m an insurance agent. No no no, I’m not selling, You just listen me… 5 minutes. Let the games begin! I’ll pass! “Siam (avoid) eye contact.
The first player that looks me in the eye… …will have to give me a dream.” Have you finished, hawker lady?! Finit.
Have you finished, hawker lady?! Finit. Suddenly here become Thailand! Sometimes I sell Thai noodles. – Oh, Thai noodles.
– Ya. It’s my turn. So I’ll draw two cards… So my first move is to use my fake IC… – Sure.
– Ok, let’s see the hawker one since it’s new. “Draw the top three cards from the action pile and keep one”. Oh… Oh shit. I looked at you. Oh, my God. Did he? Did he? YES! – They are damn good! They just avoided eye contact!
– Oh, my God. It was such a torture! – Auntie is very pretty today.
– Ok, my turn finish already lah!
– They are damn good! They just avoided eye contact!
– Oh, my God. It was such a torture! – Auntie is very pretty today.
– Ok, my turn finish already lah! – Actually your eyes are really very big…
– She is very intense!!! So I can draw the top 3 piles… – Top 3 cards.
– “Top 3… piles”…? Piles is in the backside. I get to keep one, right? Ooh! My favorite card. Recycling bin. ‘Take any action card from the discard pile and play it immediately’. What?! So I’m about to destroy someone’s life. Steal one dream from any player. So from you lah. No! Steal one dream from any player –
you should take from her first, later I’ll give you – No, but I want it from you.
No! Steal one dream from any player –
you should take from her first, later I’ll give you – No, but I want it from you.Build up a pile!!!
Not destroy each other!!!
Build up a pile!!!
Not destroy each other!!! – But it’s useless…
– You take first, then later I’ll swap cards with you. – Are we here to…
– You don’t know how to play one leh. Ok lah, I take from you. – You got anything to play or not?!
– We took all her dreams already. Don’t have… T_T Ok, I’ll put my cash down… ‘Copycat: Do an action. Steal 1 dream
from player who copies your action last’. Who was it? Really?! But they use wrong hand. Oh yeah! – Chiou!
– Clever!!! I can steal one dream. Yay. This one ah, if got bomb on the plane,
she is the first one to catch. You got any action back or not? – My gahmerment say cannot ah.
– Aiya. The government backs hawkers like us.
Don’t anyhow take our dreams. I’ll use my power and buy my next dream at $200k. Oh, you bought the ERP. That’s my dream leh. Every time I go through the CBD… I don’t understand you drivers. You buy such an expensive car, never buy insurance, and complain about ERP. Asscuse me everyday you pay $6, $9, affordable ah? Ok what! How much is your car? My question is… Does the hawker lady earn
so much that she can buy a car? Can. BMW. You don’t know? Some hawkers earn a lot of money.
Drive Mercedes one. – What are you doing?
– What’s happening?
You don’t know? Some hawkers earn a lot of money.
Drive Mercedes one. – What are you doing?
– What’s happening? – I’m using my special power…
– Ok. She’s so sneaky! No, no, I don’t want to disturb my passengers. – What are you looking for?
– Aww, so sweet! – I’m looking for…
– Sweet talker. – So sweet ah. You single ah?
– I get to pick out one cash card from the discard pile… Wow. I’m gonna put down my cash again. She’s filthy rich! – I think you should buy some dreams.
– Come and support my stall! – Please buy.
– I’m going to buy one dream. – Ok.
– ‘Take photo with celebrity’. – Oh, wow!
– +1 for hawker. Have you heard of this celebrity called Xenia Tan? – I like her, you know? She’s my idol.
– Oh, really? Actually when I came here, I was very asscited to take photo with you. Your eyes are so big.
You should be a celebrity. You can look at me already… This one PTSD lah! Cannot look at your face. I’m very sad leh. I buying this one… That’s two actions already. Not bad ah. Nubbad is SGAG’s new TV channel. Wah! Very good! Promotion! Why don’t you promote Panik also? Does TSL have anything to promote? – Sell! Sell!
– Say now. Follow our cats’ Instagram account. @pikatheragdoll and @jaymeetheragdoll. Oh, my God! I follow!
So it’s you all? – Yah!
– Ah?! I have a last action, right?
Play mahjong. ‘Wash your tiles. All players combine their dreams,
shuffle them face down and draw back the same number of dreams’. What the heck? Actually, it might be in your favor… Eh waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait!!! – Face down ah?
– Yah lah, then? – Face down what.
– Shuffle like mahjong what. Nononono I don’t want!!! I never read properly!!! I don’t know who she is.
I never read properly!!! I don’t know who she is. DON’T WANT!!! This is why you buy insurance. Stop doing it, Xenia!!! – It’s too late. You need insurance for your ears.
– I know. That’s why my hair is very long. – So shall we go for it?
– Let me pray first. In the name of Jesus, please give me
all my cards. All the hawker cards, ok? God, Jesus? I lay hand here. – AMEN!
– I think it’s a bit too late to call for Jesus. – Have you been to a tarot card reading?
– Oh, yes. Any fly cards will be yours. – $500k – you got the expensive one…
– Thank you lah. Higher value than I initially had. – I’m very stressed.
– Pilot, pilot. Come to me, baby. Fly card. It’s a hawker card!!! – Ok, fine. How many cards did you lose?
– 2. I might as well don’t play.
All the hawker cards don’t ever come to me. You literally lost all your hawker cards! Sister… – I cannot.
– That’s what happens when you don’t look at the cards when you play. First move, put money.
Second move, buy one… Then my other move is… Sir Stamford and Sang Nila Utama because
you talk too much. I’m going to steal your dreams. – Wait…
– Correct or not? Yes! – ‘To seal all cash and goods’…
– Don’t use this now!!! – YOU DON’T USE THIS NOW
– He used it! I want it now. – You wait – why did you take my dream for?
– Because I have other things. OH! Ok, noted. You’re very boh liao leh!
Ask me and I’ll give it to you… Still use Sang Nila Utama. Listen ah. This is a make or break moment, friends. – Stay calm.
– I know already. I’m going to play… ‘Call SAF hotline’. ‘All players cannot use any actions against you… …until your next turn’. Then I also will be playing ‘Change Your Luck’. ‘Swap all cards in hand with target player’.
I will swap with you. – You sure?
– Yes. Government say cannot. – Cannot. You can’t play any action cards against me.
– Uh huh, So the game ends! – Wait, what am I supposed to do?
– Give me your card! I’m very clever ok, you think I
don’t know how to play this game?! GIVE ME! GIVE ME YOUR CARDS! Sorry, ladies and gentlemen.
We are experiencing some severe turbulence here. I will now use my action and buy a dream! At $200k! And I’m done with my turn. – Fauzi!
– What! Somebody just buy this and this game will end. – Your cards very lousy.
– I know. That’s why :>
Somebody just buy this and this game will end. – Your cards very lousy.
– I know. That’s why :>I’m going to draw one more card from the
action pile because it’s my special power. I’m going to play ‘Social media expose’. – Don’t need to see mine.
– Yeah I know. We’re all in this together! – I’ll see hers…
– I watch High School Musical. She got two ‘Gahmen Say Cannot’… Just be ready. No need. You buy this and the game will end. – No – just buy.
– Just buy? – Do you trust and believe?
– I trust Auntie. – Just buy.
– I know what he’s trying to do! Okeh! Ah! Somebody is going to play some card! – Now, the game is over.
– Yes! So obviously, she is the loser. Because my team mate don’t know how to play! I know… – So how much value do you have?
– 7, 8, 9. Officially, he is the winner. But! I have this card! – Which I stole from him!
– Which is actually my card. Because he opened his big mouth and said that he had a plan… And I’m like, “Oh, this guy… He’s got a sneaky plan…”
Because he opened his big mouth and said that he had a plan… And I’m like, “Oh, this guy… He’s got a sneaky plan…” But now I’ve got the card, and I’ve got more than $1.5 million. Which means that I get to steal 2 dreams from the winner… – What is it…
– … If your total dream and cash value is over $1.5 million. So I will take that one, obviously… And I will also take… yours, because I’m just a b****. The end~ Ok, Aunty has 5 dreams! Yay! No, you have a +1. Oh, +2! 7! – Oh, my God!
– I have about 6 dreams. I have about 0 dreams. And I have… 6 dreams. Oh, my God! Yaaaas! Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Can I just say that I thought we were going to lose. But we pulled it at the end of the game! You ah! We are being nice. Don’t say that you got a plan! I tried my best already. I think I got everything covered… Until he did this. Then I thought… confirm lose. Confirm guarantee plus chop because you
Sang Nila Utama your own team mate. So if you have these two cards,
make sure you play it at the very last minute. My producer is going to kill me. So when I go back, I’m going to lose my job. – You all got any…
– You want to take care of our cats’ Instagram account? Thank you very much SGAG for joining us, and thank you very much to you
guys for watching this show with us. The Singaporean Dream expansion pack is already out, So you can go buy, and share, and play with your friends. Don’t play with friends that are… Actually you should play with friends that are stupid. So that you can win. But if it’s an ally, don’t team up with a stupid one. I should have picked the right Fauzi. Do you need to buy insurance?
I should have picked the right Fauzi. Do you need to buy insurance? Can we play again? Because I thought I… No! Nobody wants to play with you! – Play by yourself!
– I don’t think I have time. Bye bye. We have reached our destination. The exit is over there. Please see yourself out. Wrong side. Oh, exit is here. I knew it.

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