Key & Peele – Little Homie – Uncensored


– GOOD MORNING. CLIVE “DOUBLE DOWN” RUGGINS,
I’M DANIEL TATE. I AM YOUR PAROLE OFFICER,
AND I JUST WANT TO HELP YOU. – HOW THE HELL YOU SUPPOSED
TO HELP ME, MAN? WHAT THE FUCK YOU
KNOW ABOUT THE STREETS, WHAT WITH YOUR DIPLOMAS
ON THE WALL? – SETTLE DOWN. I KNOW THAT YOU MIGHT NOT
BE ABLE TO RELATE TO ME, BUT I THINK I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO YOU CAN RELATE TO. LITTLE HOMIE. – WHAT UP? WHAT UP?
IT’S MY FAVORITE CLIVE. [laughs] WHAT UP, DUDE?
– NAH, DOG, LISTEN. HEY, MAN, I AIN’T TRYING
TO TALK TO NO PUPPET, MAN. – IT’S NOT A PUPPET. IT’S LITTLE HOMIE, AND I WOULD LIKE
FOR YOU TO TALK TO HIM, CLIVE. SEE, I USED TO WORK IN
THE JUVENILE CORRECTION SYSTEMS, AND I FOUND
THIS METHOD VERY EFFECTIVE. – I AIN’T NO JUVENILE,
MAN, OKAY? – HE’S RIGHT. DOES HE LOOK LIKE A KID
TO YOU? COME ON!
HE’S A GROWN-ASS MAN. – SEE? WHAT? – LOOK, IT’S VERY IMPORTANT FOR YOUR PAROLE
THAT YOU TALK TO LITTLE HOMIE. – WHAT’S UP, LITTLE HOMIE? – [laughs]
THAT’S BETTER, MY NEGRUMPS. HEH, WHAT YOU GETTING
INTO THESE DAYS, MAN? WHAT IT IS? WHAT IT IS? YOU GOT A JOB YET? – [sighs] I’M TRYING, MAN,
BUT NO ONE WILL HIRE ME. – YEAH, HEY,
FUCK ALL THAT NOISE, MAN. BETWEEN YOU AND ME, MAN, AIN’T NOBODY TRYING
TO HIRE A NIGGA WITH A RECORD. BUT HEY, MAN,
WHAT YOU NEED TO BE DOING IS GET BACK INTO SOME CRIMES,
MANG. – [stammers]
WHAT’S GOING ON, MAN? – ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
– YEAH. – WELL, YOU SHOULD BE TALKING
TO LITTLE HOMIE RIGHT NOW. – WHAT IS GOING ON?
– YEAH, BITCH! TALK TO ME! LOOK AT ME
WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU! – OKAY, OKAY, FINE. – [panting] DAMN! SO, YOU SMOKING WEED, NIGGA? – NO, MAN.
NO, NO, LITTLE HOMIE. I’M DONE WITH DRUGS. – [laughs] SHIT.
I GOT SOMETHING. UH-OH, UH-OH, UH-OH. LOOK AT THIS HERE, NEGRUMPS. SMOKE THIS WEED! – NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, MAN. I’M DONE, MAN.
YOU HEAR ME? I’M DONE WITH DRUGS. I AIN’T DOING ALL THAT. – I DON’T KNOW. LITTLE HOMIE
SEEMS PRETTY SERIOUS ABOUT THAT. – HERE. – WHAT?
LOOK, I’M CONFUSED, MAN. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO HERE? – WELL,
I WANT YOU TO CLEAN UP YOUR ACT, BUT YOU’RE NOT TALKING
TO ME RIGHT NOW. YOU’RE TALKING TO LITTLE HOMIE. – NOW SMOKE THAT SHIT OR I’LL SMOKE THIS BITCH
RIGHT HERE. – OH, MY GOD. HE’S NOT MESSING AROUND. I THINK YOU BETTER
DO WHAT HE SAYS. – OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
LITTLE HOMIE, MAN. JUST RELAX, MAN.
RELAX, LITTLE HOMIE. TAKE IT EASY. I’M JUST–
I’M GONNA SMOKE IT DOWN. WAIT, WAIT,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU CAN’T FOOL ME. YOU’RE TRYING TO TRICK ME, MAN. NO, I’M DONE WITH THE WEED. [gunshot] OH! – [chuckles] CATCH, NIGGA. [laughs] DUMBASS! NOW YOUR FINGERPRINTS
IS ON THE WEAPON! YOU IN THIS WITH ME NOW, RIGHT? – OKAY, LITTLE HOMIE, YEAH. – HMM. – OH! OH! – YOU FAILED THE TEST. I HAVE NO CHOICE
BUT TO REVOKE YOUR PAROLE. – WHAT?
OH, MAN. AIN’T THIS ABOUT A BITCH? – ON YOUR FEET, BABY BOY. – GET HIM OUT OF HERE. – COME ON. – I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT NEGRUMPS
ACTUALLY THOUGHT I KILLED YOU. – I KNOW, RIGHT?

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  2. It’s okay for a blacks to beat and shoot each other but if a white person does it it makes them look racist.

  3. This may seem like a funny, lighthearted sketch but if you think about it, it's really messed up.

    There's this ex-con who's genuinely trying to turn over a new leaf and the parole officer who has decided to fail him no matter what. He's setting the guy up for failure. If he smokes the weed, he gets thrown back into prison and if he plays along with Lil Hommie, he gets thrown back into prison. There's literally no way for him out of this and you can tell that this is the police officer's intention when you see the guards coming in towards the end, ready to take him away. They seemed a little too sure that the man would fail the parole hearing.

    Furthermore, after watching the whole clip and looking back at it in hindsight, it's scary to think what the officer meant when he said he "found this method quite effective with the juveniles". Was he tricking juveniles into becoming career criminals like this too?

  4. Dam that was good…
    👋🏿😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮👍🏿

  5. ɴᴏᴡ sᴍᴏᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sʜɪᴛ, ᴏʀ ɪ sᴍᴏᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs ʙɪᴛᴄʜ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ!
    😧🔫 😂

  6. Jordan Peele has the semi-successful, white wife having, scumbag, sell-out look down to a science in this scene.

  7. Man! Lil Homie will have you thinking you can get a few rides in at 6 flags while on house arrest. And lace everything even the tuna sandwiches in the cooler. DANG!!

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