Drop the Mic w/ Method Man


>>Reggie: DON’T LET YOUR BRAIN
FALL OUT OF YOUR HEADS– IT’S JAMES CORDEN VERSUS METHOD MAN
IN DROP THE MIC! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ ♪ ♪ STRAIGHT OUTTA HAZLEMERE
BUCKINGHAMSHIRE, IT’S JAMES CORDEN! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. AND HE’S JOHNNY BLAZE, IRON
LUNG, THE TICALIAN STALLION– BUT I CALL HIM METHOD MAN! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ ♪ ♪ JAMES, AS HOST, YOU WILL GO
FIRST. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ ♪ ♪>>James: ♪ I CAN’T BELIEVE
I’M BATTLING YOU, NO LIE ♪ I WAS LIKE, OH MY GOD
METHOD MAN ♪ IS HE STILL ALIVE? ANOTHER WASHED UP RAPPER
♪ JUST A WU-TANG DISASTER YOUR PHONE ONLY RINGS
♪ WHEN THE RZA WON’T ANSWER GZA, GHOST AND RAE
♪ ARE ALL BETTER THAN YOU TOP FIVE OF ALL TIME
♪ YOU’RE NOT TOP FIVE IN YOUR CREW
♪ ARE YOU ANYWHERE AS GOOD AS YOU WERE 20 YEARS AGO? ♪ YIPPY YIPPY YAY YIPPY YAH
YIPPY NO ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>NO, OH, WOW, THAT WAS GOOD,
THAT WAS– THAT WAS REALLY GOOD. ♪ FIRST OF ALL
YOU DON’T WANT TO GET ♪ STRETCHED IN HERE
I’D BREAK YOUR NECK ♪ BUT YOU AIN’T HAD
A NECK IN YEARS ♪ SIR MIX A LOT
YOUR GOING AGAINST THE BEST ♪ IT’S CLEAR, BABY GOT BACK
NO BABY GOT BREAST IT’S WEIRD ♪ HE DON’T LIKE THAT
SO HE TRY’NA TALK ♪ AND PROVOKE ME
I HEARD U TRYIN TO LOSE WEIGHT ♪ TRY WALKIN KARAOKE
YOU DON’T KNOW ME ♪ LEAVE THE RAP
TO THE PROFESSIONALS ♪ AND JAMES KEEPS A WRAP
WITH EXTRA CHICKEN ♪ AND SOME VEGETABLES ♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>James: ALL RIGHT,
♪ YOU GOT ME, METH I AM A BIT CHUBBY
♪ BUT I CAN LOSE WEIGHT YOU CAN’T LOSE UGLY
♪ I WOULD GUESS YOU WERE THE VICTIM OF A BEAR ATTACK
♪ BUT IF A BEAR SAW YOU HE’D BE LIKE
♪ YUCK, I’M NOT TOUCHING THAT YEAH, YOU WALK LIKE A TOUGH GUY
♪ BUT YOU’RE SOFTER THAN ME CALLED ME CRYING
♪ JAMES, PLEASE PUT ME ON TV SO I HIRED THIS MORON
♪ BECAUSE I’M A NICE GUY NOW I SAY JUMP
♪ HE SAYS HOW HIGH ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
YEAH! NOW I SAY JUMP
♪ HE SAYS HOW HIGH ♪ NOW I SAY JUMP
♪ HE SAYS HOW HIGH ♪ WHEN I SAY JUMP
♪ HE SAYS HOW HIGH ♪>>OH WOW, THAT WAS– THAT WAS
PRETTY ORIGINAL, RIGHT THERE. YOU INCORPORATED THE CROWD INTO
IT, THAT WAS GOOD. NOW ALL Y’ALL GOT TO DIE WITH
HIM. ALL RIGHT, LET’S HI
♪ JAMES IS A LOSER WITH NO FRIENDS
♪ WITH NO FRIENDS I’M SAYING REGGIE EVEN SAID
♪ YOUR ONLY FRIENDS BECAUSE YOU PAY HIM
♪ BUT I’LL SLAY THEM AND I SPIT IT VERBATIM
♪ IF THESE WORDS GOT YOU SICK TO YOUR STOMACH
♪ IT’S ‘CAUSE YOU ATE EM PROBABLY EAT TIL NOTHING’S LEFT
♪ LEMME GUESS YOUR FAVORITE WU MEMBER’S
♪ PROBABLY RAEKWON DA CHEF, YES HOLY FATTY FOODS BATMAN
♪ YOU FAT MAN TELL WHOEVER HIRED YOUR
♪ GHOSTWRITER TO PAC MAN ♪ WAKA WAKA
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>James: ♪ YOU THOUGHT
YOU’D WIN EASY ♪ YOU’RE IN FOR A SHOCK TONIGHT
CAUSE I’M COOKING METH ♪ BETTER THAN WALTER WHITE
HIS REAL NAME’S CLIFF ♪ I SWEAR THAT’S TRUE
LIKE WHAT I WANT TO JUMP OFF ♪ EVERY TIME I SEE YOU
YOUR SITCOM RED AND METH ♪ DIDN’T REALLY LAST
IT FEATURED TWO GREAT RAPPERS ♪ AND ZERO GREAT LAUGHS
I JUST MURDERED YOU ♪ IT’S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
NOW ALL I NEED ♪ IS FOR YOU TO DIE ♪
NOW ALL I NEED ♪ IS FOR YOU TO DIE ♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>HMMMM HMMMM HMMMM, THAT WAS
REALLY, REALLY GOOD,S THAT WHAT GOOD, THAT IS MY MOM’S FAVORITE
SONG BUT THAT WAS GOOD, THAT WAS GREAT. JOSH, IF YOU
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH TALK IS CHEAP AND AIMLESS
♪ YOU LOST TO ANNE HATHAWAY KEVIN HART WAS DANGEROUS
♪ SCHWIMMER WAS WINNER AND DELEVIGNE OUTRAGEOUS
♪ USAIN BOLT KILLED YOU AND HE DON’T SPEAK
♪ THE LANGUAGE GOOFY YOU DONE GONE AND
♪ STEPPED IN A PILE OF DOOKIE WIPE OFF THE DOOKIE
♪ THEN STEPPED IN A BIGGER PILE OF DOOKIE
♪ AFTER THIS LOSS BE GONE WALK IT OFF
♪ AYO REGGIE THAT’S THE WAY YOU TALK TO YOUR BOSS ♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>Reggie: WHO IS YOUR WINNER? IS IT JAMES CORDEN? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
OR IS IT METHOD MAN? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
METHOD MAN IS YOUR WINNER!>>James: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, METHOD MAN, HIS NEW SHOW “DROP THE MIC” IS
ON TBS EVERY TUESDAY AT 10.30. WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

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