Code MENT Episode 12 – Purple Eyes


OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! *OH YEAH~*!! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! *OH YEAH~*!!
WHO’S YOUR DADDY?! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! *OH YEAH~*!!
WHO’S YOUR DADDY?! *WHO’S YOUR DADDY*!?! [♫ FLOW – “Colors” ♫] Help us! We’re rightly screwed now! We’re going to die! [WOMAN SCREAMING] [FART] Oh, come on! They’re not even that dangerous! [SCORPION SCREAM, BLOOD GUSHING] Yes! Right in the face! I don’t feel so good…! Percy, shut up and be a man! Everything is turning blue! Percy, calm down. Is this supposed to happen?! Did you hear me? I said– I i i I i i l l i i k e I i i l l i i k e J a a c k i e I i i l l i i k e J a a c k i e C h a a a a n… Meeting adjourned! $2,000 tickets to the opera house *again*?! I’m so DONE with musicals! Thanks for nothing, Dad! (F***ing white people!) I know; I’ll ask Lelouch to go with me! *God, no*! There you are; I haven’t seen you in class in ages. Shut up Milly, no one cares.
There you are; I haven’t seen you in class in ages. Bet you can’t wait to do all that homework you missed. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Choke on it, Milly! That’s it! If you don’t go to the opera with me,
I’ll tell Milly who *really* blew up the science wing! Damn continuity. DAMN IT TO HELL! Great! See you there! [CARTOONISHLY LOUD FOOTSTEPS] …What the f*** just happened? I really did it! I’m so relieved! [PISSING SOUNDS] [PISSING GROWS LOUDER] [PISSING INTENSIFIES] *No*. [TSUNAMI OF PISS CRASHING A BEACH] Oh my God, what is that *smell*? My credit card got turned down at the laundry-mat today, and yet I’m still positive this outfit is sterile. Uhh, I don’t follow. I’M COVERED IN URINE! Your own urine? …Yes. Well, anyway, I think this’ll explain the credit card problem. Huh? What’s this? It’s a list of all the financial gains we’ve gotten since the last battle. Uhh, it’s blank. Yuuup! But Tamaki, I thought you said you were
getting a lot of use out of our drug operation. W e s h o u l d g o t o 7/11 W e s h o u l d g o t o 7/11 r i i i g h t W e s h o u l d g o t o 7/11 r i i i g h t n o o o w. Okay. W e s h o u l d g e t a d o o o g! Alright, it looks like we’re gonna have to
get money the old fashioned, *American* way…! We’re not in America. …By stealing it FROM OLD PEOPLE! We’re in Japan. TO THE INTERNET! [♫ Aladdin – “A Whole New World” ♫]
“Unbelievable sights, indescribable feeling” [SHRIEK!]
[♫ Aladdin – “A Whole New World” ♫]
“Unbelievable sights, indescribable feeling” [♫ Aladdin – “A Whole New World” ♫]
“Unbelievable sights, indescribable feeling” [♫ Aladdin – “A Whole New World” ♫]
“Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling through an–” [RECORD SCRATCH] Nina? [♫ Aladdin – “A Whole New World” ♫]
“A whole new world! (Don’t you dare close your eyes.)” [♫ Aladdin – “A Whole New World” ♫]
“A hundred thousand things to see (Hold your breath it gets better)” (Getting kicked off the internet for this one.) Lelouch, there you are! I think Nina’s really sick! I walked in on her in the student faculty room
and she sounded like a dying coyote! HA, HA HA HA HA HA HA!! HA, HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA!! HA, HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
AH, HA HA HA! Yeah…! Yeah…! Uh-hu-huh… Nunnally, Nunnally, Nunnally… When a woman and a table love each other very much… It’s gonna be a *miracle* if that girl
doesn’t grow up to be a psychopath. I’m coming with you from now on. Like hell you are! You need a bodyguard and I happen to be immortal. Are you just making this shit up as you go, or what? You could also use a secretary. You forgot this. [LOUD SLAP] “Forget”, my ass! [PHONE BEEPING] Hang on, I gotta take this. [INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER PHONE] The whole thing? [MORE INDISTINCT CHATTER] Impossible, it can’t be done! [SOME REAL CHARLIE BROWN ADULTS TYPE SHIT] You are a liar! [BEEP]
-Who was that? I dunno; wrong number. Get in the car. I’ll give you some candy. Dumbass! You just lost yourself some candy. [♫ Call of Duty: Black Ops – “Rising Superpower” ♫] Suzaku! Don’t drink that! What? Somebody’s contaminated the nearby water supply with urine! Don’t tell me what to do! [SPLASH] Anyway, your assistance is required for the cleanup crew. Apparently, not all the bodies have been accounted for. Yo, dude. This one’s still moving. [GUNSHOT] Nevermind! (I hate this goddamn job.) Give us your money! Oh, God. No, no, no. Attention assholes! Anyone caught screwing with the old man
gets shot by our very visible guns. Ride the Lightning, motherf***ers! Oh, eat it! Hey! I just got that! One for you! Ah! How you doing? Ha, ha, ha! Seriously though, give us your money. If One’s over there, then who’s over here? You’re all morons, you know that? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? Well I’m about done with today. Shirley? What are you doing here? And why am I very suspicious about this rain? [THUD] [SLAP] [SHIRLEY MOANING] (Wait a minute…) (THIS ISN’T PISS!) [♫ Aladdin – “A Whole New World” ♫]
“A whole new world! (Don’t you dare close your eyes.) [♫ Aladdin – “A Whole New World” ♫]
“A hundred–” Yeah baby, oh yeah baby! Yeah baby, oh yeah baby!
GO! GO! GO! Yeah baby, oh yeah baby!
GO! GO! GO!
WHO’S YOUR DADDY!?! [♫ Clutch – “Electric Worry” ♫]
“Bang, bang, bang, bang!” [♫ Clutch – “Electric Worry” ♫]
“Vamanos, vamanos!” [♫ SSX – “Gin and Sin” ♫]

27 comments

  1. Blind person comes in
    Continues weird activity that makes noise.
    The one thing dumber than Suzaku, I swear.

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