ACTUALLY FUNNY IRONIC TIK TOKS THAT CURED MY CRIPPLING DEPRESSION


Hey Josie, yeah, what you do when your dishwasher stops working? What ? Slap on the ass and tell her to get back to work? What did you just say ? I didn’t say nothing is up – that was a joke It does please dont hurt me ugh So this is what I’ve come home to I’m gonna have to remove my dog from the shades with tin snips Hey, what are you doing just frying up some sticks? Why are you crazy? What are you talking about? This is a nonstick pan Ah Got you I got you slacking you gAyY!!!! You Pods today by clicking the first link in the description down below. I just want you to watch Jesus Julia Roberts You are dead Every 7 seconds of dog is killed in the shelter. You fucking hear that Papa’s ungrateful ass Jesus You need to get off the toilet right now you’ve been on the toilet for 30 minutes watching tic TOCs stop it Run away or like a chick Pick me up Pick me up. Mom. Pick me up. Mom pick me up period pick me up Pick me up mom Jimbo Jimbo bitch, I’m pullin thorn the growing your Menace or all the heads turn when I walk through the door everything I do causes an uproar seems like I’m winning but Excuse the fact that I haven’t showered yet, but this is a really really important message Okay, my brother moved out and we’re currently going through his shit And so I’m going through his wardrobe most men hide porn in their wardrobe. Look at this You see her from across the coffee shop she’s the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen But she’s different. She’s not like other girls She is a dumb ass fucking bitch I Just wanted you to watch Oh I Did something absolutely terrible this offset music video is number one on trending in the video This woman is looking at a tick tock account. Okay, and If you look closely the account name is offset. Underscore feat underscore cardi beat I checked and it’s not a real account So if you’ll notice I permanently changed mine to offset and the score for you underscore cardi B So guess who just got featured in a music video? Ah, boy, I got cloud. Yo, I’m famous. I Think I’m losing my mind Right now It’s in the back What well yes, 20:19 who still keeps their money in the house. So no money. I mean, well you could take the Xbox No can’t be asked for the batteries That’s like having the crown jewels in front of you but not taking them because you can have to sell them afterwards Does sound like a lot of effort God you are really shit at this. Oh, come on, man. I’m trying Well, you have to be more assertive, right? Okay now go on go back and try again and give it some fashion I don’t want to do it again. Stop whining. Come on God damn it. Give me all your money What? Alright now it’s in the bank? What well yes, 20:19 who still keeps their money in the house. So no money. I mean, well you could take the Xbox No copy asks for the batteries That’s like having the crown jewels in front of you but not taking them because he could have to sell them afterwards Does sound like a lot of effort God you are really shit at this. Oh, come on, man. I’m trying Well, you have to be more assertive, right? Okay now go on go back and try again and give you some passion I’m gonna do it again. Stop whining. Come on So I’m in the Walmart parking lot Hey whiskers you know what I think I’m gonna do today you’re gonna sleep with your wife Am I gay now They tried to put me on the cover of Vogue But my legs were too long Every day is like death With my fucking hand I Know you ain’t growing I’m gonna whoop till I can’t no more you wanna watch that phone But can’t what’s that song? I’m gonna whoop Till I can’t no more. I got the bells up in the bag hurt. You burns me right back. Don’t be talking back Don’t forget who bought that mag now right nothin Nice pump shouldn’t ask you twice Who you tryin to try gonna light you up like a light now boy wish you would try something Wish you would try something Weird human trick Son what are you doing? What was now you think it’s a tick tock trend tick tock my ass? It’s okay if you like boy Everyone is equal Hold up y’all see my abs. We’re at a Funeral. You can’t do that here. Oh My bad Oh F but let him feel my ABS my dead. Daddy can’t he’s dead man bullshit. I’ll do it Damn Hi and welcome to college you want fresh air? Well, it can’t fucking happen because we’re too afraid you’re going to commit suicides and that’s all we’re gonna give you So you can be anywhere and I’ll be 20 bucks party, but I don’t have 20 bucks. Well, then I guess you’ll have to pay So that’s where my wallet went ego buddy, yeah. Thanks, buddy And most much you mean let’s go Here’s the motherfuckin tea just did a bad thing And you We can go

100 comments

  1. okay so my naighbour has a shirt that has a bunch of cati on it and it says:
    CATI succulent
    and i was like
    oh
    my
    lordy

  2. 0:51
    I have a question..
    So.. If I'm a female and I saw that and I liked it and I actually at first thought it was a girl but then I saw the hair when he moved away and noticed it was a dude am I still gay?…
    Like I mean help.

  3. The elevator is so good I just got home from school I got a lot more than you just did you get it I love it and it’s super cute I just got home and I’m gonna I love it and it’s so much better than the other other friends

  4. 3:18 why did this man read my mind i have legit been on the toilet watching tiktok memes for exactly 30 minutes. I am legitimately not lying

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